legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

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1. When you left, my heart went missing, I’ve been looking for it in drugs and boys who don’t know my name

2. I know you kissed her at that party while I was locked in the bathroom crying, I hope you tasted me on her mouth

3. I thought I saw you in the supermarket and I started shaking so hard someone had to ask me if I was okay (I wasn’t)

4. I can’t say your name without feeling like I’m gonna throw up

5. I hear your voice in my head all the time I think I’m going crazy

6. Can words break your ribs?

7. I wanna slit my wrists and watch my blood spill into your bones, I hope you drown in it

8. Jesus christ it’s been 6 months and my throat still burns when I think about you

9. I miss you but I’m gonna keep pretending I don’t

I know I was slurring my words but here’s what I meant to say when I called you last night (via extrasad)

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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems, via dontbeanassbutt)

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pottersir:

i don’t mean to brag or anything, but the 7th harry potter book was dedicated to me

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